"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my……" — Amit Verma
"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
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115 Quotes by Amit Verma
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Value those who value you ...A friendly reminder to everyone.
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If you don't love me somebody else will
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I hate those late nights where you feel like talking to someone you don't speak to anymore.
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