Date Me Quotes

28 quotes by 26 authors

I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to… — David Krumholtz
And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy… — Paul Giamatti
I've had guys, when I've been single, come date me and I've found out they were expecting some kind of whirlwind, some dramatic crazy person--… — Jennifer Jason Leigh
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing… — JWoww
All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song. — Kesha
A good amount of the guys wanted to date me. Even older guys looking at me. It took some getting used to. — Vanessa Hudgens
The role of Charlie Eppes has changed me. I never imagined I would play a role like this. I lost some weight, grew my hair… — David Krumholtz
I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky! — Rick Riordan
There are billions of men in the world, probably millions near my age. Maybe hundreds who are compatible with me. Maybe at least a dozen… — Regina Doman
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you… — Rachel Caine
Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I`m Dylan. I`m so… — Rick Riordan
Weve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already — Ream
Reasons you should date me: 1) I'm awesome. 2) I have a good heart. 3) I'm requesting. 4) I'm begging. 5) Please. — Shushi
Reasons why I don't date: I'm not good enough for anyone.If they date me,they're going to regret it. I cant love someone,If I don't love… — Jasmine Laura
Why do you date me if you say I make you sick? — Agbessi Charles
If you're not going to date me, stop being so attractive..!! — Aditya Shah
Perks of Dating me — Leeteya
Love me for me date me for me let's be together for eternity — Wooten
And fuck it, I'm the new nigga. Don't give a fuck bout how these niggas rate me. Ya girlfriend wanna cruise with us but I'mma… — Kirko Bangz
Contrary to belief guys are not blowing up my phone trying to date me at the moment. I am very happy, Ill say that, but… — Lea Michele

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