Quote by Amanda Boyden

“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It…

— Amy Lane

“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.”

— D.D. Barant

“Swallow your poison, for you need it badly.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“She swallowed it. So bitter. "Vile," she said. "Vile." "I know, but it helps. Trust me. I know." "Trust you," she said. "Hah." "Clearly…

— Loretta Chase

“... and had a face like a bulldog licking vinegar off a thistle...”

— Terry Pratchett

Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing it.

— Rebecca Stead

“Careful!” warned Friar Lorenzo, trying to close the lid. “You know not what infection those lips carry!”

— Anne Fortier

In spite of myself, I gave a snort. "Just once, I'd like to hear a simple, straightforward prophecy.

— Cameron Dokey

“I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.”

— Anonymous

“Fizzle. There was a pathetic little sound, a bit like the fart you get when you let air out of a balloon. I stood…

— Diary Wimpy

“The face of a man who had sipped life's vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at…

— Neil Gaiman

“The look in her eyes is of a person who drank from the end of a gun barrel and found it delicious.”

— Rene Denfeld