"Modern man threw a brick through his own……" — Allen Carr
"Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm."
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16 Quotes by Allen Carr
Allen Carr has 16 quotes on this site.
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Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the…
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The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking…
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A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or…
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I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
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I didn't really want to be a comedian.
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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
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I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
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I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
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I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I…
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I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
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More Alarm Quotes
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
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Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife…
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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for…
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It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. We hold this prudent jealousy to be…
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We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling…
— Byron Katie
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That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's…
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God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that, realizes that he is in the midst,…
— F B Meyer
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm.…
— Rita Rudner
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I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I…
— Alexander Fleming
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
— Ray Bradbury
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