Quote by Aleksandr Orlov

“The doleful, ugly sounds became entangled in his whiskers.”

— Maxim Gorky

“All right, when you guys start talking about waxing unmentionable places, that's my cue to get the hell out of here.”

— J. Lynn

“It’s not something he can do anything about, being a bleeder, anymore than a guy with a glass jaw can do something about not…

— F.X. Toole

“I grew up in the entertainment industry. I've always been told I was all wrong. No glitz. No glamour.”

— Amy Kaufman Burk

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the…

— Amalie Silver

“I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Truly, can you imagine anything more boring than fashion? Professional sports, perhaps. Grown men swatting little balls, while the rest of the world pays…

— Michael Crichton

Doughboy, we need to talk.” Doughboy opened his wax eyes. “Finally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last you’ve remembered that…

— Rick Riordan

“I’m not a big fan of Halloween. Except for the dressing up part. I love picking out a costume. - Tory”

— Matthew Leeth