I think Quote by Alana Haim

Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan

— Desperate Housewives

If the people buying the pizza are happy, they'll probably buy the pizza again.

— John Schnatter

Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.

— Anonymous

“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

— Hari Kondabolu

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen

“Look at him. Whole life turned upside down, and he’s in there making pizza rolls.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“As long as we have pizza, It’ll always end happily ever after”

— Chloe Gadsby-Jonestsp

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your…

— Zach Galifianakis

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.

— Andrew W.K

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”

— Jason Barnett

Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time.

— Nikhil Saluja