"What part of Canada are you from, honey?"……" — Adam Rex

"What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay."

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20 Quotes by Adam Rex

Adam Rex has 20 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are...
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego…
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the…
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.'…
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more…
For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed…
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow.…
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each…
...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

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More Canada Quotes

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If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. — Margaret Atwood
Canada was built on dead beavers. — Margaret Atwood
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot… — Margaret Atwood
Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the underground railroad. If you made it into Canada, you… — Margaret Atwood
I grew up in the north woods of Canada. You had to know certain things about survival. Wilderness survival courses… — Margaret Atwood
America gets rock stars a little more than Canada does. — Sebastian Bach
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. — George Best
Canada's the best country in the world. — Justin Bieber
Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside… — Michael Bloomberg
The fact that over 50 per cent of the residents of Toronto are not from Canada, that is always a… — Anthony Bourdain
Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I… — Malin Akerman
The E.U. imports more agricultural goods from developing countries around the world than does the U.S., Canada and Japan, combined. — John Bruton

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