"Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE……" — Adam Rex
"Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out."
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20 Quotes by Adam Rex
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed…
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow.…
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We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each…
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...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?'
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The Canadian run can be no different, at least in terms of actual running.
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I may have made a mistake in renouncing my Canadian citizenship, which I have never ceased to promise to try…
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Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I…
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My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
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I think being Canadian helps you as a journalist in America, because you're sort of on the outside watching this…
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
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