Adam Rex Quotes

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• You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are...
• They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even…
• The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
• As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
• Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
• YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,'…
• Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing…
• For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
• We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
• [J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.'…
• We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments.…
• ...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
• Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit…
• There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose…
• I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.
• Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO…
• What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.
• Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you…
• I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.
• The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work,…

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