Quote by Adam Anderson Download Open image ““10) Donald Duck cartoons were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants ”” — Adam Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he came out of the shower, he had a towel around his waste! What is up with… — Chandler Bing Copy Share Image
“Kids must spend half their lives throwing things at the ducks in Regent's Park. How come he managed to pick a duck that pathetic?” — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Above them, one of the blackened television screens brightens, and there's an announcement about the in-flight movie. It's an animated film about a family of ducks, one that Hadley's actually see, and when Oliver groans, shes about to deny the whole thing. But then she twists around in her seat and eyes him critically. "There's nothing wrong with ducks," she… — Jennifer E. Smith Copy Share
“By the next morning I got a call from Charlie Baker wanting to know why I was worried about the duck. “Charlie, because I’m… — Donna Brazile Copy Share Image
“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures with little word balloons makes it a comic book. They're… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share
“He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese curls in one… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy. — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
“Most ducks have legs like orange spatulas. Those must be lazy swimmers. Mine have thighs like Michael Phelps in the summer of 2008.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t take 24 hours for the earth to turn completely, but 23 hours, 56 minutes, and fourseconds” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“The world’s oldest living tree, the Methuselah, is 4,600 years old” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Have an ant problem in your home? Spread some cinnamon where they are coming into the house because, for some reason, ants hate cinnamon.” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Lipstick first become popular because it made women’s lips look like the female’s lower anatomy” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“By braiding floss into a rope in 1994, a prison inmate scaled the wall and escaped” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
