The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile,… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the… — Drake Copy Share Image
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. — Shirley Knight Copy Share Image
I think that after a while you realize that your husband can't be all things to you and certainly you don't want… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. — Kimberly Hahn Copy Share Image
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you… — Shane Dorian Copy Share Image
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
If you think your girlfriend is such a bitch, a hoe or a slut, why are you still with her? You call… — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
