I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off. — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space. — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary. — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
