My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Years ago I was on television having a discussion with Billy Graham about atheism. He was saying, even if you're right and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can make films. And some of them come out good, and some of them come out better, and some of them… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Twenty-one years ago, when I first heard Mia Farrow had accused me of child molestation, I found the idea so ludicrous I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
During the course of the year a number of ideas just come up automatically. I could be walking down the street. Or… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen Copy Share
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