We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted his award mimicking Vialli, whereupon Zola shouted 'Speak English', Dennis switched to his normal Cockney voice… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
There's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket, but if… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal and capital… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Experience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo films. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. Their fans are the scum of the earth, absolute animals… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday packages. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I have to… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
