Bumps Quote by Ken Bates

“Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.” quote by Ken Bates — Download Open image

“Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.”

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