“I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten stains On oaken floors that pave the… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“ http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1... This is a link to my first kick starter project called "Magic of the Trees” — neil leckman Copy Share Image
“I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“People do not realize just how much effort it takes to do a half ass job properly. A lot of time is… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
