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Some of the worst racist tragedies in history have been perfectly legal. — Kimberle Williams Crenshaw Copy Share Image
God's grace and mercy are bigger than the biggest challenge we may face today and the worst decision we might make today. — Jonathan Morris Copy Share Image
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The worst thing you can do is find your flaw and continually highlight it. — Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss Copy Share Image
Never, if you can possibly help it, write a novel. It is, in the first place, a thoroughly unsocial act. It makes… — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
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If worse comes to worst, I say clearly - a soldier must follow military orders. — Naftali Bennett Copy Share Image
Going to the blackboard at school was the worst torture. — Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo Copy Share Image
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. — Moby Copy Share Image
As the wicked are hurt by the best things, so the godly are bettered by the worst. — William Jenkyn Copy Share Image
Public relations is at best promotion or manipulation, at worst evasion and outright deception. What it is never about is a free… — Heather Brooke Copy Share Image
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As far as I’m concerned, this is the worst thing that’s happened since I found out why Magnus was banned from Peru. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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Television is what it's always been. The best of times and the worst of times at the same time. — Gary David Goldberg Copy Share Image
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The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended. — Frederic Bastiat Copy Share Image
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Unfortunately, the world has taken some of the greatest minds God has given us and locked them up in cages. Most very… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
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The name, his true name, was weaker and more flawed than he would have liked, and he hated himself for that, but… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
The WORST thing you can do in this economy is get a second job! The BEST thing you can do is begin… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image