“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her. Let me let you in on… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Just because you have a beard, doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair, too. -Things you probably shouldn’t say to a pissed… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen table and guess what I need when I’m at the… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Woman,” he growled into my ear, “You were mine before we even left the bar. I saw you walk in and knew right then… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Sleeping is too hard during the summer. Blankets are too warm, but without blankets I’m vulnerable to monsters. -Sway’s secret thoughts” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“His woman doesn't enjoy sex with him says something about the man, not the woman. It's the man's job to figure out what the… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“would be the first person to die in a horror movie. I refuse to spend my last few minutes running.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Life is so boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“You’re stronger than what you think. I’ve always admired you.” He looked at his hands. “Don’t let her go. Don’t waste even a second.”… — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“Kind of like you spread the ass cheeks while I do the wiping kind of bond.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
