Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen. — Enoch Powell Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. Always remember that you are… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
“Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making… — Peta-Gaye Clark Copy Share Image
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey Copy Share Image
When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia. — Tony Benn Copy Share Image
“Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“her hips were having an argument with the upper half of her body as to who was to get more eye contact” — J.S. Mason Copy Share Image
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday. — Jason Fundora Copy Share Image
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right! — Mae West Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
