One of the things that worry business men is the number of unemployed on the payroll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I looked at Bria. “How do you put up with him?” Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead.… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I… — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you¦a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget… — Superman Copy Share Image
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. — Joseph Joubert Copy Share Image
So basically keeping the status as 'Busy' on WhatsApp actually means that the person is always 'Busy on WhatsApp' ^o^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in… — Superman Copy Share Image
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
