Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Country music stays at the top off the charts because the people who listen to it don't know how to download it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, you thought I would cry over you. I told you I loved you, and you thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Ugh, Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I knew all the answers, how to be perfect, attractive and witty. But I'm just a human being with all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things that worry business men is the number of unemployed on the payroll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So basically keeping the status as 'Busy' on WhatsApp actually means that the person is always 'Busy on WhatsApp' ^o^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I can't today... My sisters friends mothers fathers sons grandsons uncles fish died. And yes, it was tragic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sea is common for all... Some take pearls, some take fishes, and some come out just with wet legs..!! The world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
