“I let Eli blow so much smoke up my skirt I'm surprised I don't have ass cancer.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“No thing more excellent nor more valuable than wine was ever granted mankind by God.” — Plato Copy Share Image
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Congress seems to believe that 'Children are our future' is a phrase coined by tobacco advertisers. — Jef I. Richards Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
What are all the orgies of Bacchus when compared to the intoxication of someone who completely surrenders to continence! — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee Copy Share Image
Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Moral obligation is to me so very strong a Stimulant, that in 9 cases out of ten it acts as a Narcotic.… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“He sipped fine whiskey from a glass poured from a bottle he did not share, the better to emphasize his superior equality.” — David VanDyke Copy Share Image
“The punishment approach and bad consequences approach to treatment is the kind of thinking that is prevalent in every residential substance abuse… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
I hear all of these liberals so concerned with people's health and so critical of tobacco cause it kills, it's deadly, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to recruit anyone. I think minds can be changed, but I also think they don't have to be changed.… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Recovery is a positive thing. Theres nothing to be ashamed of. When you know you need help, and seek help, you need… — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
“Forty-three years old, he is handsome and he knows it, but it's not a view that is held with arrogance. His opinion… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I began to study marijuana in 1967... I had not yet learned that there is something very special about illicit drugs. If… — Lester Grinspoon Copy Share Image
If I saw a glass of wine repeatedly presented to a man, and he took no notice of it, I should be… — Thomas Malthus Copy Share Image
The reason I didn't like cocaine is it made me do stupid things, have stupid conversations, and stay awake until 11 o'clock… — Moby Copy Share Image
“A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young and believing” — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
The drunkard forfeits man and doth divest All wordly right, save what he hath by beast. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
We are all mortal till the first kiss and the second glass of wine. — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces. — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Witches didn't need blood to survive, but humans didn't need wine, either. — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Well, maybe just a half a drink more. Put some records on while I pour. — Matt Belsante Copy Share Image
Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
