I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, so those are the values I live by. — Chad Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The loss of innocence, and the arrival of knowingness, can become an addiction.” — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How could I ever bring myself to forget my last heavenly night in the divine town of wineries? Never...” — Ramona Matta Copy Share Image
“...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -' Beer,' said… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
The voice is an instrument that you really must take time to develop. It's like a good red wine Give it time. — Cecilia Bartoli Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Life sucks, then you die, so roll a blunt and let's get high, if at first you don't succeed, try again with… — Massmurder Copy Share Image
“(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist wasn’t addicted to the pain-killing drug his doctor prescribed, but instead it was just that the… — William Lutz Copy Share Image
The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn't lean a cigarette on a computer,… — Robert Stone Copy Share Image
A rake is a composition of all the lowest, most ignoble, degrading, and shameful vices; they all conspire to disgrace his character,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
If all boys could be made to know that with every breath of cigarette smoke they inhale imbecility and exhale manhood ...… — Hudson Maxim Copy Share Image
“Clearly we're Sorceri." Sabine gestured at her resplendent self. "Ergo, we'd enjoy some Sorceri wine." "Don't got it." Sabine quirked a red… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you are a Democrat or Republican, we are going to legalize marijuana no matter what happens in ten… — Allen St. Pierre Copy Share Image
“Why are you so into Pinot?” 2 Maya asks. In the next 60 seconds of the movie, the character of Miles Raymond… — Carmine Gallo Copy Share Image
“The whole village has been drunk for the last three days. And as for feast days, it is simply horrible to think… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“Well, he doesn't fall out of bed and wrap his lips around a bottle of vodka, does he?” — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
English wine is nonsense. They are over-priced and not very good. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.” — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Unrecognized alcoholism is the ruling pathology among writers and intellectuals. — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
Look at all our old men in pubs. Look at all our young people on drugs. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
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