I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot. — Julio Cesar Chavez Sr Copy Share Image
“You can't rightly estimate what a man will do when he's in drink.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Chandler could outdrink a sponge, though he had been dealing with auditors all day, and if anything was an excuse to drink… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
The attacks on global warming are no different than the attacks the cigarettes companies used to use to say that cigarettes don't… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, the reformation of marijuana laws is something that I take seriously. I think it's something that can… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I love to think. I once considered taking drugs as an attempt to better understand an altered state of mind; however, I… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with… — Joe Bob Briggs Copy Share Image
[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“You need to be so careful when there is one simple diagnosis that instantly pops into your mind that beautifully explains everything… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Ten thousand casks, Forever dribbling out their base contents, Touch'd by the Midas finger of the state, Bleed gold for ministers to… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Jesus resisted the temptation of outrage and the quick fix of condemnation. He spent most of his time preparing wineskins before pouring… — Ravi Zacharias Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
People spend too much time tasting wine; not enough time drinking it. — Andre Tchelistcheff Copy Share Image
And if I drink oblivion of a day, / So shorten I the stature of my soul. — George Meredith Copy Share Image
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