It means I wake up to sunshine every morning, and I can afford to drink better wine at night. But I haven't… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“The secret, my friend? Everything is an addiction. Just some addictions get called hobbies.” — Nuclear Circus Copy Share Image
There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to be the most delightful. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
We have tax revenue that's going to allow us to look in a much more comprehensive way at intervening in addiction. — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
“If you have ever been so upset by something that you drank yourself unconscious only to wake up some time later in… — Brian Cramer Copy Share Image
“I had a few glasses of wine at lunch. just the little bottle Sutter Home 4-pack from the party store. Kept it… — Karl Welzein Copy Share Image
“The result would be random little lurches that would result in what is known as a random walk. The best way for… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
Lesbian?” Payton turned around and saw J.D. standing there. Maybe it was the wine. Maybe she was basking in the glow of… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Pot is an insidious drug because it can steal your life away from you, without you even being aware of it. I… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“GREG ANNOUNCES HIS RESEARCH AS TO WHAT IS GOING ON: 'Alright I have a theory " he announced rejoining us and taking… — John G. Hartness Copy Share Image
“the media coverage of the ‘opiate epidemic’ as driven by pill pushing-doctors and by pain patients worries me a lot, and I… — Anita Gupta Copy Share Image
For watching sports, I tend to drink Guinness; early evenings always begin well with a Grey Goose and tonic with plenty of… — Martin Bashir Copy Share Image
I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process. — Freddie Hubbard Copy Share Image
Buying a Ferrari is like buying Château Pétrus if you like fine wines. It's the safe choice. — Nick Mason Copy Share Image
What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
“Turn off your phone, asshole! Some of us have hangovers! Raegan yelled from her bedroom.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Follow me and do exactly what the song says, smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people, and drink, and jump… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“For I know that Death is a guest divine, Who shall drink my blood as I drink this wine. —William Winter” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“In recognition that any good idea is a fragile thing, you have to give it a few minutes to breath—like a good… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
Studies show that people that are on welfare are higher users of drugs than people not on welfare. — Rick Scott Copy Share Image
“As time’s gone on, I’ve probably become a lot more like him (John Rebus): I drink at his bar and I like… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
“Why do you kids say you’re experimenting with drugs? You’re experimenting with ill health.” — Bob Colacello Copy Share Image
It's all about everything in moderation. If I want a glass of wine I'm going to have it, or some chocolate -… — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image
For me, a $20 wine that drinks like a $40 wine in terms of complexity and interest is a value, while a… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety, now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than… — Patience Gray Copy Share Image
I've never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Drug addiction is caused by a lack of respect for yourself If u can gain back self respect the drug use will… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I thought for a change I would give up drinking, and it was a great mistake, and, although I reduced the size… — Winslow Homer Copy Share Image
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some… — Ireland Baldwin Copy Share Image
If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy. — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
“Alcohol wasn’t allowed at the LIC, but I’ve seen enough TV to know it’s supposed to be delicious. My mouth waters.” — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles. — Mark Zupan Copy Share Image
