In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and… — James Kenneth Stephen Copy Share Image
“Since a fully mature, rigorous vine will fully use 60 square feet or more spacings closer than 6x10 for wine grapes aren't… — Jeff Cox Copy Share Image
The bicycle riders drank much wine, and were burned and browned by the sun. They did not take the race seriously except… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat -… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I prefer a pen in my hand to a cigarette when I drink. It generally works out better for everybody. -D. — D Michael Hardy Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than… — Milton R. Hunter Copy Share Image
I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control.… — Jordan Buckley Copy Share Image
It is well known that people who are involved with people who have addictive problems have a problem themselves. You are drawn… — Sheila Hancock Copy Share Image
I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
It was around the summer of 1982 when the drug problem really impacted. It became a lifestyle rather than a recreation. When… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because… — Leaf Burner Copy Share Image
“Do not expect that you will have no sorrows because you are a king. “It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it… — Charles Haddon Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Nothing serves life and soundness of body so well, nor is so necessary as the smoke of the royal plant, tobacco. — Cornelis Bontekoe Copy Share Image
“For he was drinking too much. Not uncontrollably nor offensively, but still he seldom seemed to have a glass out of his… — Rosamunde Pilcher Copy Share Image
A wine shop was open and I went in for some coffee. It smelled of early morning, of swept dust, spoons in… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Some bottles of Merlot in the back full of take out. We can move it to the back room for the make… — Dom Kennedy Copy Share Image
I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed. — Chaz Bundick Copy Share Image
When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!" — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
The moment when u see someone else with a cigeratte and the u crave it… well who here wants a cigeratte… I… — Tori Copy Share Image
As for drugs - well, Gates was certainly not unusual there. Marijuana was the pharmaceutical of choice... — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
“He laughed again, red-faced and moist-looking, at another unfunny comment. He was either drunk or an idiot. Possibly both.” — Chris Pavone Copy Share Image
“I am beginning to feel the need of a glass of wine to fortify myself against this conversation.” — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Everyone is connected to somebody with some type of addiction. It's so ramped now. Everyone has an uncle, a cousin, somebody who… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“queer thing about Furex was that, though he was a Communist when sober, he turned violently patriotic when drunk.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We do know that the Bandido gang in Houston does drug deal. There are a bunch of people being convicted for heavyweight… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweetheart, are surest, and… — John Webster Copy Share Image
“It’s not a coincidence that whiskey most often comes from countries with a strong beer/ale culture.” — Kate Hopkins Copy Share Image
It's enjoyable to just drink in an image. It's effortless. That struck me as an interesting way of looking at it: I… — David Mccandless Copy Share Image
“Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.” — Emily Perkins Copy Share Image
Weakness ineffectually seeks to disguise itself,--like a drunken man trying to show how sober he is. — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better… — Charlie Rich Copy Share Image
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the… — Joseph M. Schenck Copy Share Image
