She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
WeeD ain't my escape and ain't my end but it's just a good break with a honest friend. — Donatt Copy Share Image
Champagne! In victory, one deserves it; in defeat one needs it. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Smoke all day and I'm making this cash and we 'bout it 'bout it like Master P. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
People think because you give up the booze you become boring and glum, but there is humour. — Tony Adams Copy Share Image
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Half of Wisconsinites are considered alcoholics. It's part of the culture of Wisconsin... if self-deprecation is their survival instinct, alcohol is their… — Amy Pietz Copy Share Image
Turn the lights out now. Now I'll take you by the hand. Hand you another drink. Drink it if you can. — The Wanted Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with all of us, Bill? Can you tell me that?' 'Hell if I know', he said. 'We drink too much… — Paula McLain Copy Share Image
Oklahoma was a dry state, and consequently, there was no liquor laws. And I was able to take advantage of that by… — Leon Russell Copy Share Image
Will there be poppy juice in it?" Phresine shook her head. "Good. My wife and I agreed that only my wine was… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't it?” — Colin Dexter Copy Share Image
The custom of saluting [i.e., embracing] ladies by their relatives and friends was introduced, it is said, by the early Romans, not… — Joseph Haydn Copy Share Image
“The United States does not have a strict control system for viniculture. In the 70´s, a similar regulatory system such as the… — Miro Popic Copy Share Image
I like the idea of the book being wiser than the person who wrote it. None of the novels I've written are… — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
Friendship, "the wine of life," should, like a well-stocked cellar, be continually renewed; and it is consolatory to think, that although we… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
“Gripping the microphone, my eyes half closed under the lights, I think of my 413 days without alcohol. And I think of… — Jill Stark Copy Share Image
If you're to the point where you're trying to overcome that means you're at the point where you've admitted that you have… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“The use of drugs is not an effective means of facilitating real escape. It merely gives that erroneous and illusive impression. Well,… — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
[T]ake the war on drugs. The average American says, "The war on drugs has been beneficial." The rest of us see reality.… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
“what's better for you Marijuana or Oxycontin? Which one does the Dr. prescribe?” — Aaron J Copy Share Image
The World Turning the Weed burning them haters Talking , I keep earning — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
I'm not sayin I'm a pothead, cause I'm not. I'm just sayin that I smoke a lot. — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image