Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts. — Edith Zittler Copy Share Image
Buy me a drink, sing me a song; take me as I come, cause I can't stay long. — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
“its sour beer not so much purchased as merely hired for a while.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California. — Clive James Copy Share Image
I don't drink in public. I don't swear on TV. All I want is for people to say Chris Eubank is an… — Chris Eubank Sr Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the truth is that people do go scot-free and it's unfair. A lot of the top drug people who have been… — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
A body without wine is like a dessert without sugar. A pale woman can only be coloured with lipstick and rouge, and… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
The green earth sends her incense up. From many a mountain shrine; From folded leaf and dewey cup She pours her sacred… — John Greenleaf Whittier Copy Share Image
People SMOKE & DRINK for few days & get addicted.. Look at me. I am STUDYING since CHILDHOOD, but not YET ADDICTED… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Addiction is the number one disease of civilization, and it's directly and indirectly related to all other diseases. Besides physical addictions to… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
One third of all of our cancers are from tobacco. It's one of the big killers in America and more than half… — Richard Jackson Copy Share Image
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
One client's wife managed to steam the labels off all of the several hundred bottles in her husband's prestigious wine collection, so… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
“man is drunk with the poisonous liquor of selfishness, led astray by the alluring sight of the sensual objects, and goes mad… — Kaiten Nukariya Copy Share Image
Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm not saying pot is a bad thing. I know plenty of people who should be smoking pot. I'm just not one… — Mary-Louise Parker Copy Share Image
[...] He tasted like snowflakes and wine, like winter and Will and London. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I was never a rah-rah person. I never sold drugs or did anything crazy. — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
“Oh, about beer I never lie,’ Crandall said. ‘A man who lies about beer makes enemies.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife.” — Iain Sinclair Copy Share Image
Gimme a visky with a ginger ale on the side - and don't be stinchy, beby. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image