To succeed you must add water to your wine, until there is no more wine. — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality which is unendurable. — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
“Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting… — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
“Your divine should not have used water. It just doesn't hold the attention properly. Wine. Or blood, in a pinch. Some liquid… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids asleep! — Helen Wilson Copy Share Image
I once was here but now I'm not I went away to smoke some pot I put this here to prove a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
The adult in me wants Vodka, while the kid in me wants Orange Juice. It's a good thing they get along. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Let's face it, who among us wouldn't take a pill or potion that would make us better at our job? Goodness knows,… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Wine writers have been around for almost as long as there has been wine, but in the past, generally speaking, most wine… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
“I myself, however, could never resist the temptation to read raisin paste for wine in the story of the Miracle of Cana.… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
There are drugs that expand the soul, but cocaine is one that just closes the heart. It's a very alone, horrible sort… — Linda Hamilton Copy Share Image
“We look up to see if it is day or night. If stars burn cool and moon does shine, we take to… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
These laid the world away; poured out the red Sweet wine of youth; gave up the years to be Of work and… — Rupert Brooke Copy Share Image
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Nothing in Nature's sober found, But an eternal Health goes round. Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high-- Fill all the… — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
