“A Corsai, a Malchai, and a Sunai walk into a bar— Everyone groaned, including August.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Wine is certainly warming, but communion is a great deal more so.” — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“he smoked so much marijuana that his hair smelled like a cupboard crammed with oregano;” — John Irving Copy Share Image
We're making it more difficult to obtain the necessary ingredients to produce meth and tightening criminal penalties for those who deal in… — Michael McCaul Copy Share Image
I always knew that food and wine were vital, with my mother being Italian and a good cook. — Robert Mondavi Copy Share Image
That's a horrible thought. I guess cheese or wine. I think I might be too depressed to eat if I had to… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I'm very, very family oriented. I'm a big cook and a good connoisseur and I only drink very good red wines now. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The idea that anyone can use drugs and escape a horrible fate is anathema to these idiots. I predict in the near… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I know most of you American's don't like Smoker's but its a thing in my country and I smoke even when I… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
“Growing old is God’s privilege to you… you only can be compared to any antique and old wine...antiques are expensive and old… — peekey Copy Share Image
“All too often the people of our culture think they’re really doing something if they’re out there fighting bad things and getting… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because your friends won’t accuse you of chugging… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Wine is one of the most complex of all beverages: the fruit of a soil, climate, and vintage, digested by a fungus… — Neel Burton Copy Share Image
“As the machine scanned the blood flow in the various regions of their brains, the tasters were informed of the cost of… — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
If Franschhoek has a fault, it is in the lavish refurbishment of wine farms and estates which has reached absurd proportions. Some,… — Justin Cartwright Copy Share Image