I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul Copy Share Image
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Now I am just focusing on my daughter, my wife, religion, and training. — Sonny Bill Williams Copy Share Image
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement — Arvind Kejriwal Copy Share Image
I regret hurting my wife and my child and abandoning them. I regret the pain I caused them. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Too many females are playing 'wife' to a man that says they're 'just a friend'. Never play a position you haven't been… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I hope that each one of us will be a better husband or wife, kinder to one another, more thoughtful, more restrained… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I'm with someone who makes me incredibly happy. I'm not one of those people who subscribes to the idea that marriage takes… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe… — Waite Hoyt Copy Share Image
Most men cannot write good sex. I tried one time years ago and showed it to my wife, and she felt like… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Gray imagined Kat scolding her husband in an operatic duet that has been going on between husbands and wives for ages, that… — James Rollins Copy Share Image
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven.… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
“If I could cook I wouldn’t have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a… — Carolina Soto Copy Share Image
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My wife has been my closest friend, my closest advisor. And ... she's not somebody who looks to the limelight, or even… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have;… — Nigel Dennis Copy Share Image
What naturally you want to do if you were a prominent person in the public light and you are disgraced, you want… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
I want to stop. I want to stay on Fårö, and read the books I haven’t read, find out things I haven’t… — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
My dad left when I was young. I didn't have a dad. I'm part of that divorced generation and didn't want to… — Tom King Copy Share Image
My wife has always been positive. In the hospital my brother-in-law was trying to prepare her for the worst, but she said,… — Alex Zanardi Copy Share Image
A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress. — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My wife and I grew up in the Northeast but my daughters are sort of small-town girls, from the Midwest. — Frank Vogel Copy Share Image
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I can't imagine anybody in my life I've been more vulnerable with than my wife. — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
When husbands and fathers leave, their wives and daughters tend to value themselves less as a result. — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!! — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple of weeks. — Gregg Marshall Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
As long as I have Music, I will never be lonely. She is my wife. No prenup! — Sonny Long Copy Share Image
The citizens of this nation gave us - my wife and I - a health care plan that saved our daughter's life. — Joe Sestak Copy Share Image
If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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