Wife Quotes · Page 54

Between my music, my art, and my wrestling - and having the Hardy girls and a great wife - my life is…

— Jeff Hardy

If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.

— Peter Kay

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

— Derek Kilmer

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

— George Eliot

It were better to be a soldier's widow than a coward's wife.

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.

— John Florio

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife…

— Robert Burns

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

— Kurt Vonnegut

Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife nor good…

— George Herbert

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her…

— Milton Berle

I love being on stage and connecting with 2000 people, but you don't really see me that often at the Logies and…

— Anh Do

She who is really a wife, one in heart, flesh, and bone, must follow wherever he leads, in whom her life, her…

— Honore de Balzac

Growing up, I used to watch 'Happy Days,' 'Laverne & Shirley,' 'All in the Family.' Those were the shows I watched growing…

— Mark Pellegrino

If I had forty wives in the United States, they did not know it, and could not substantiate it, neither did I…

— Brigham Young

No marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers,…

— Sheri L. Dew

Private weddings are becoming something of a family tradition. My daughter Saethryd married her husband Jason at Marylebone Register Office in 2005…

— Gyles Brandreth

I always said to my wife, 'That's for sissies. Girls get facials.' The first time I tried it I said, 'Oh man,…

— Michael Anthony

You just got to remember that mine and Dana White's relationship is like we're a husband and wife. I do the man's…

— Roy Nelson

I still like going on the road and performing, but it's getting tougher. I try to have my wife and the twins…

— Kenny Rogers

My success set me up for life, and it meant that I could retire from the music industry at 27 to spend…

— Rick Astley

It is really very important while you are young to live in an environment in which there is no fear. Most of…

— Jiddu Krishnamurti

War is a monster with snaky locks, and fiery bloodshot eyes, and harpy claws, passing over fair fields and leaving its footprints…

— Moncure D. Conway

This specter of the female politician, who abandons her family to neglect for the sake of passing bills in parliament, is just…

— Frances Power Cobbe

Hell, I'd even failed with women. Three wives. Nothing really wrong each time. It all got destroyed by petty bickering. Railing about…

— Charles Bukowski

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

— Jimmy Carter

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

— Rod Stewart

Wickets are like wives, you never know which way they will turn!

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does

— Gene Stratton-Porter

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

— James H. Boren

Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.

— Thegr81

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

— Benjamin Franklin

Apart from my parents and coach Tarak Sinha, my wife has been a big support, and so has been my two daughters.

— Shikhar Dhawan

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.

— Augustus

“He sat up, going still. “Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?” He gaped down. “Oh, come on!”

— Kresley Cole

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

— Tori Amos

I am a good wife, so I think we need to live where my husband is working.

— Kristine Opolais

I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.

— Anonymous

“A man must be faithful to God, so he can be faithful to his wife.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.

— Elijah Martin

The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

— Jason Thomas