Wife Quotes · Page 51

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

Don't you know, that all wives are in the right? It may be you don't, for you are yet a young husband.

— Benjamin Franklin

My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

— Richard Lewis

I did this night promise my wife never to go to bed without calling upon God, upon my knees, in prayer.

— Samuel Pepys

My wife is absolutely one of my key advisors. She comes from a background that's very different than mine.

— Adam Neumann

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

— Andrew Jackson

My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.

— Mario Batali

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

— Evan Esar

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be OK. Then I can put that…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sexual intimacy is a relationship, not just body parts coming together. The more comfortable you are with each other outside the bedroom;…

— Ngina Otiende

Just because your wife schmoozes with somebody too much, you can't go throwing the kids out with the bath water! And that's…

— Nick Nolte

My first, big, silly role at school was as Arthur Crocker-Harris in Rattigan's 'The Browning Version,' where my job was to make…

— Benedict Cumberbatch

We value virtue but do not discuss it. The honest bookkeeper, the faithful wife, the earnest scholar get little of our attention…

— John Steinbeck

It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer's life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in…

— Dick Cavett

Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a…

— Walter Cronkite

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following…

— Pete Rose

“I met Zach’s wife today.” “Ah, the once and future Mrs. Easton. What did you think of her?” “I think he’ll go…

— Tiffany Reisz

I always thought I'd be the one to go first. ... The world might be mourning an Everly Brother, but I'm mourning…

— Don Everly

The husband says to his wife, You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? She says, When there…

— Unkown

The first thing you do is sit down with your wife and say something like this, Honey, I've made a terrible mistake.…

— Tony Evans

Most human beings who are accustomed to attempting to see the world from various points of view tend to be more liberal…

— Sydney Pollack

Just for a few tiny buds on your tongue you are killing live animals, with no sensitivity, with no awareness, with no…

— Rajneesh

I wrote this book [ Desperate Marriages] because of my own marriage. My wife and I struggled greatly in the early years…

— Gary Chapman

I didn't know how to weigh ideas about poetry. Nothing in the life I lived as a student - and later as…

— Eavan Boland

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

— Dave Mordal

Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids.

— Kyle Petty

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.

— Ella T. Grasso

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.

— Adam Ferrara

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.

— Jilly Cooper

If I go out to eat with my wife or take my son to the park, nobody cares.

— Carlos Vela

It is better to trust your eyes than your ears, but not at the time of choosing your wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

— Cyril Connolly

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

— Ilie Nastase

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.

— Merle Haggard

[I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.

— Wallace Stegner

I don't want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife.

— Angela Ahrendts

Every winter my wife and I take a week off and go to a resort in Florida.

— John C. Bogle

“You wanted justice ,didn't you?There isn't any...there is only love." - J.B's wife”

— Archibald MacLeish

Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.

— Simonides of Ceos

My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.

— Steven Rice