Wife Quotes · Page 49

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife

— M. Russell Ballard

When husband and wife are united, they are strongest and most attractive to those that don't know Jesus.

— Rebecca St. James

Our's is a big family - My wife, mother, brother and three sisters and I all live together.

— Raghava Lawrence

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

— Michel de Montaigne

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?

— Chris Martin

There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.

— Cyril Connolly

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

— Paul Scofield

I am a historian. With the exception of being a wife and mother, it is who I am. And there is nothing…

— Doris Kearns Goodwin

I would describe my driving style as calm authority, but my wife would call it demented. In my defence I've got a…

— Sean Lock

Love is never easy. It never is. And I'm not just talking about girl and guy, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband and wife. I'm…

— LeToya Luckett

Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on…

— Greg Giraldo

I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.

— Ree Drummond

I have a love for astronomy; Aruna, my wife, and I love travelling, so whenever we get an opportunity, we set off…

— Viswanathan Anand

I have to grow up and be my own man and look after my own family and make sure that my wife…

— Ray J

All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti…

— Peter Shaffer

I was raised in a wonderful family of faith. It was church on Sunday morning and grace before dinner, but my Christian…

— Mike Pence

I was painting her portrait in the little studio, and when I came to the eyes I stopped, overcome by emotion, and…

— Jules Breton

My wife, aside from being amazing in general, was really the catalyst in this, and I really owe a lot of the…

— Josh Cooke

You run an ad claiming that [Mitt] Romney is an absolute unfeeling, mean-spirited animal hater because in the example they gave he…

— Rush Limbaugh

What do Americans know about morality? They don't want their presidents to have penises but they don't mind if their presidents covertly…

— John Irving

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in…

— Bill Maher

“Maumivu ya matatizo ya yule aliyekukosea hayana tofauti na maumivu ya matatizo ya wewe uliyekosewa. Adui yako (kwa mfano) akifiwa na mke…

— Enock Maregesi

I was kind of feeling a spiritual need all those years. My wife Geraldine and I went to an Episcopalian Church for…

— Robert Novak

I'll tell you what I got: I got your wife's pussy on my breath.

— From The Movie TED

A wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband.

— H. L. Mencken

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

— Walter Matthau

I've always felt my wife had class and a lot more culture than I do, and I've seen that rub off on…

— Archie Manning

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

— Boris Karloff

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

— Douglas Adams

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

— Elizabeth Taylor

My wife is German, so I know something about German energy policy.

— Bret Stephens

I can write in my living room with my wife and kid around.

— Ravi Subramanian

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

— Kristen Ashley

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm married now, but I fell in love with my wife because she was talented. Talent - it's the big one.

— Paul Rust

I've been snowboarding my whole life. My wife's really good, and I just try to keep up with her.

— Aaron Paul

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

— Eric Roberts

My wife is gorgeous and brilliant, and my son True is my best little buddy in the world.

— Jason Kander

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

— Groucho Marx