Wife Quotes · Page 50

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.

— Claude Pepper

My wife will go, 'You know, you're drawing a shoe right now.' I do that all the time.

— Mark Parker

“I don't want to ever spend another day without Laurelyn. When I find her, I'm going to ask her to be my…

— Georgia Cates

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?

— Jessica Savitch

I'm a family guy, I've got a beautiful wife, a beautiful son, and I couldn't be happier.

— Max Holloway

“Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together.”

— John Spencer Yantiss

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

— Thomas Fuller

My wife and I battle over home decor. My style goes from Gothic to Baroque. Hers is minimalist.

— Joe Bastianich

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New…

— Al Goldstein

My friends and my family, when I was married to my first wife, always had reservations. They really had reservations with my…

— Chipper Jones

Burton, though an infidel, made it his business to investigate thoroughly every religion. Know a man's faith , and you knew at…

— Philip Jose Farmer

When I lived in London I didn't know any English people, apart from my wife. So my nationality was never relevant. I…

— Jack Savoretti

I am a marginally employed person who can escape with my school teacher wife to the waters of Maine for much of…

— John Hodgman

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist.

— Ron Fournier

Our love has grown together...When I think of our life together over the years, all the special times and treasured memories, I…

— Anonymous

Before 'Lucky Louie,' nobody would ever cast me to play a mom or a wife; nobody ever saw me in that role,…

— Pamela Adlon

Despite all the videos you see from the Ministry of Defence or the Pentagon, and all the sanitised language describing smart bombs…

— Marie Colvin

I went looking for some preliminary information, and very quickly was struck by the sort of way the surface-level knowledge about Zelda…

— Therese Fowler

I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman…

— Alec Baldwin

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands,…

— Anonymous

Liar! Liar!" shrieked suddenly from the now open trap door. Miracle Max whirled. "Back, Witch--" he commanded. "I'm not a witch, I'm…

— William Goldman

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side…

— Matt Groening

I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to…

— Andrew Flintoff

Anger is active sadness; sadness is inactive anger. They are not two things. Watch your own behaviour. When do you find yourself…

— Rajneesh

Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife ~spoken to Oprah in an interview

— Beyonce Knowles

That wife is an enemy to her husband who is given in marriage against her will.

— Plautus

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

— William Penn

The loveliest Muse in the world does not feed her owner; these girls make fine mistresses but terrible wives

— Alfred de Vigny

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

— Joan Rivers

My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.

— Obsidian Panther

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

— Anthony Anderson

Man, it's hell to have a wife who thinks she can sing, and she can't.

— Hank Williams

Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.

— Eric Braeden

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.

— Alan Dale

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

— Groucho Marx

My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.

— Anonymous

I am quite a cautious driver and my wife does most of the driving.

— David Coulthard

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.

— Tracy Morgan

I like to share my life, and spend time with someone I love. That has worked 100 per cent with my wife.

— Michael Schumacher

Any wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you.

— Elizabeth Montagu