Wife Quotes · Page 47

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

— Don Epperson

I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

— Joe Biden

If anything, I label myself as sort of Buddhist. My wife Jane is Buddhist.

— Jimmy Barnes

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

— Mark Consuelos

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.

— Anonymous

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

— Woody Allen

I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along.

— Rory McCann

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

— Ray Romano

The question of world peace, the question of family peace, the question of peace between wife and husband, or peace between parents…

— Dalai Lama

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the…

— Jet Li

Marry someone who flatters you. Because I've written 80 books since 'War Horse' but when my wife reads one, all she says…

— Michael Morpurgo

My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been…

— Jack LaLanne

A husband to his wife.. I cant promise to solve all your problems. I can only promise that Ill neverever let you…

— Anonymous

No good sentences ever include the word ‘should.’ I should have paid the tavern bill; now they’re coming to break my legs.…

— Cassandra Clare

At age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I'm Church of England Protestant. My father was Catholic, and…

— Michael Caine

My cousins and I used to play Beatle wives. We all wanted to be married to Paul, but John was O.K. too.…

— Ann Hood

With most people, not describable as artists, all the finer part of their vitality goes into sex. They become third-rate poets during…

— Wyndham Lewis

I guess for me, balance isn't about treating your time like a pie chart and dividing it into equally sized slices for…

— Jessica Alba

Unlike cricket, where I reached the top solely down to my own efforts, cancer was not a one-man battle. This time, I…

— Geoffrey Boycott

True love in Mexico isn't between lovers; it's between a parent and a child. Mexico is a very intense culture of sons…

— Sandra Cisneros

I'm Chief Executive Officer at Art of the Olympians Museum in Fort Myers, Florida, which was founded by my Mexico City teammate…

— Bob Beamon

“Marrying one woman doesn’t mean spending your life with one woman, because the funny girl you fall in love with on a…

— Julie Johnson

I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to…

— Mike Tyson

Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've…

— Shaquille O'Neal

A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks…

— Ann Landers

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we…

— Jimmy Fallon

Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire.

— Morris Kline

My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.

— Adam McKay

My father was a pastor, my mother was the quintessential pastor's wife.

— Heather Headley

I've had a phenomenal life. I have a phenomenal God that I serve. I have a phenomenal wife.

— Michael Chandler

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

— Kin Hubbard

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.

— Jack Redmond

You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time.

— Blythe Danner

“He had loved her as much as a man can love his wife, and so nothing more need be said.”

— John Connolly

You can complain about the house where the husband is the wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship.

— Aaron Paul

My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2.

— Titus Welliver