Wife Quotes · Page 45

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

— Ryan Reynolds

In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

— John Daly

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

— Jose Garces

I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.

— Mikhail Grabovski

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Joseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman.

— William Law

When you take your girlfriend/wife out to eat. And she has to pay! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

— Dj Adams

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife.

— Charles Caleb Colton

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the…

— Francis George

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him…

— Joe Scarborough

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put…

— Tyler Florence

Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship…

— Joyce Banda

People are always making a fuss over my $15-20-million salaries. Believe me, the amount is meaningless once my wife, Maria, finds out…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

— Johnny Pesky

My average day is with my wife and kids in Dublin, doing school runs, grocery store, feeding and walking the dogs.

— Ronan Keating

My own mother fought to make herself more than a possession; she lived her life as a mother who chose when she…

— Mark Ruffalo

My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near…

— Fritz Kreisler

I grew up in Christianity. They preach a lot that you should get married and be a wife and be a virtuous…

— La'Porsha Renae

You make real progress when somebody is honest enough to say something that's really uncomfortable. Of course when you're a candidate's wife…

— Jodi Kantor

Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big…

— Billy Sunday

What man is there, surrounded though he be with the love of wife and children, who does not retain a memory of…

— E. F. Benson

I found myself with a wife and kids, and some of my friends weren't around as much. They weren't calling as much,…

— Scott Foley

They try to say what you are, spiritual or sexual? They wonder about Solomon and all his wives. In the body of…

— Rumi

My wife was a major obstacle. She said, 'If you do it, we're through. We need you in this house.

— John Gotti

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

— Eric Idle

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

— Phyllis Schlafly

“Seriously, I fucking love your wife, man. She's awesome. Can I have her?”

— Kylie Scott

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

— Al Madrigal

Through the loss of my wife and many confusing times, Jesus was always there by my side.

— Jeremy Camp

God blessed me with a great wife, a great family, and a great coach.

— Johny Hendricks

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love

— Frank Langella

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife?

— Anthony Trollope

“I think you pass your man card off to your wife when you get married. You’re still a man, but you’re her…

— Kristen Proby

I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.

— Harry Connick, Jr

I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it.

— Anthony Weiner

My wife Jane left me for another man. Then I fell in love with a bloke. I have been gay ever since.

— Craig Revel Horwood