Wife Quotes · Page 105

“What a stroke of luck, that the woman he loves is also his wife.”

— Ian McEwan

My wife and I had children when we were children ourselves.

— John Updike

“Ildiko might not reciprocate the feeling, but Brishen considered himself fortunate to have such a wife.”

— Grace Draven

In the 10 years I've been with my wife we've probably argued twice.

— Romesh Ranganathan

To be a trophy wife, you have to be a trophy. I am more of a commemorative plaque.

— Ali Wong

“Your wife is your life. Don't let strife thrive in your union.”

— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

The only people whose opinions I worry about are my wife, my children, and my employees.

— Alan Sugar

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.

— Dick Van Dyke

“My wife divorced me because she could not trust me anymore. I never want a divorce because I love and care about…

— Toba Beta

I know I am blessed with so much, and people keep reiterating that I am Bhushan Kumar's wife, but I always stay…

— Divya Khosla Kumar

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be…

— Jimmy Fallon

There were two paths I was on: pre- and post-meeting my wife. I wanted to be an actor, but I didn't have…

— Jake Johnson

I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said: "You know, it's funny, it's when you've got…

— Eddie Marsan

My wife and I are both Libertarian; she was a Democrat and I was a Republican, and we both met in the…

— Clint Eastwood

Dixie Carter was a goddess. The kind of wife and mother that every mother hopes their daughter will become and the kind…

— Annie Potts

For too many centuries women have been being muses to artists. I wanted to be the muse, I wanted to be the…

— Anais Nin

I always felt that if someone shot me, it would be great for the environmental movement, because they would make me a…

— David Suzuki

My husband was an Air Force pilot man years ago and recently an Air Force wife thanked me for my service! I…

— Robyn Carr

“[I]f the name of wife appears more sacred and more valid, sweeter to me is ever the word friend, or, if thou…

— Héloïse

A young pregnant wife has been hospitalized for a simple attack of appendicitis. The doctors had to apply ice to her stomach…

— Andrea Bocelli

A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your…

— Joey Bishop

Shortly after her feeding tube is removed, Terri Schiavo receives the Catholic ceremony of last rites. Michael Schiavo stays in a room…

— Mark Fuhrman

The joyous fulfillment of your sex : the sacred duties of beloved wife, and helpmeet, and mother. In opposition to the vulgar…

— Joyce Carol Oates

It's very important to us, family, and the balance of family within the band is probably the most important. Metallica is important,…

— Robert Trujillo

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

— Nat Hentoff

He has the best of everything, wife and homemaker, and you for a little bit of extra on the side.

— Anonymous

I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.

— Jimmy Carter

“A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.”

— Tom Morrison

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi.

— Roger Federer

I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.

— Christine Baranski

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

— Dorothy Fields

When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.

— Jacob Ruppert

When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way."

— Walter Martin

I'm very lucky to still be in love and still have a wife I'm very attracted to. It was worth the wait.

— Guy Sebastian

Show me your wife and I will tell you what kind of a husband she has.

— Vikrant Parsai

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

— Billy Sunday

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Because I'm married and like being at home, I'm labelled as a Stepford wife.

— Holly Willoughby

My wife is a professor at UCLA in Los Angeles, but otherwise, I'd be right back living on the Upper West Side.

— John Lithgow

One should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man.

— Joseph Joubert