Wife Quotes · Page 106

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

— Woody Allen

I enjoy going to the beach, relaxing with my wife, going out to dinner, and having a good time.

— Frank Vincent

My family, my wife, my kids - they love me no matter what is going on.

— Kyle Lowry

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

— Rex Hunt

A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings.

— Eugene Delacroix

I have cooked for a recruit. The biggest recruit of my life: my wife.

— Bret Bielema

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

— Boris Johnson

The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.

— Vikrant Parsai

Anytime I talk about my wife, I want to make it, like, 'the battle-ax,' and I always do that bit, but it's…

— Matthew Broderick

I had a great moment with Michael Buble where I asked him if he could teach me to sing like him and…

— Michael McIntyre

My 3-year-old daughter told my wife she doesn't think I'm a pilot anymore because I don't fly. That was crushing.

— Jared Isaacman

I feel as if I have grown up as an Oakland Raider. Through this great journey I met and married my wife,…

— Sebastian Janikowski

If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no…

— Jacque Fresco

The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row.…

— Steve Harvey

The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music…

— George Carlin

But now his dry and silent grieving for his lost wife must end, for there she stood, the fierce, recalcitrant, and fragile…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

My mother hoped I would meet a nice doctor or barrister or accountant who would marry me and take me to live…

— Maeve Binchy

My wife may be the role model for our daughter in some ways, but I think I represent what she'll put up…

— Jason Isbell

I began playing Monopoly for real when I was 26 years old. Today, my wife and I have approximately 1,400 little green…

— Robert Kiyosaki

I was in L.A. with my wife in a restaurant, and I spotted my great hero David Bowie at another table. Of…

— Paul Young

PERFORM all acts with as much love as you would offer God. In Truth, you eat for the satisfaction of the I…

— Sathya Sai Baba

Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. He was…

— Dan Jenkins

We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we…

— Mark Consuelos

I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which…

— Will Rogers

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

— William Congreve

My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality.

— Matt Hardy

My fans are very forgiving. So are my wives and my kids.

— Willie Nelson

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

— Brian Kiley

My new life is being with my wife without any interference, and the children come see us every once in a while.

— John Fairchild

I hoped that, you know, France wouldn't mind about, you know, the wife of their president to having a job.

— Carla Bruni

How do I make the son, daughter, wife of Paterno interesting? Then you just have to start seeing people.

— Barry Levinson

I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.

— Tionne Watkins

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

— Woody Allen

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the…

— Robert Orben

In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere…

— Matthew Perry

I don't really watch any TV. I'll glance at the TV sometimes if my wife's watching 'Empire' or 'Scandal.' I'll sit with…

— Masai Ujiri

The reason why I've been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I've always wanted to protect my wife's privacy. I…

— Michael Schiavo

In all of my possessions, in all moments, whether hard or happy, I was accompanied by my dear wife, Lilly, who supported…

— Ariel Sharon

I knew I wanted to be a writer and I knew if I had a wife and family, I would neglect something,…

— Ernest Gaines

I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't…

— Mike Bryan