Wife Quotes · Page 102

I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that.

— Scott Walker

God really changed my life from where I was at where I first met my wife.

— Rory MacDonald

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife thinks I think I’m such hot stuff. She’s wrong. I don’t think I’m such hot stuff.”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

— Ann Landers

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife

— Nicole Polizzi

Whatever I've achieved is because of my family and wife's support.

— Pratik Gandhi

My poor wife, we stopped on the way back to the suite after our wedding reception so I could pick up a…

— Howie Long

I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to…

— Elizabeth Edwards

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my…

— Jim Valvano

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I…

— Chris Ware

My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of…

— Alvin Toffler

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank,…

— Sam Levenson

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one…

— Allen Lacy

So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner.…

— Ben Stein

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception. Think of…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a…

— Al Madrigal

To value only what can be "sold" is to defile what is truly precious. The innocent joy of childhood, the devotedness of…

— Fulton J. Sheen

This was one of the greatest test of his faith he had ever experienced. The thought of deceiving the kind and faithful…

— Orson F. Whitney

The first time I re-discovered the joy of watching an action movie was when I saw 'Die Hard.' It was a completely…

— Farhan Akhtar

“L'union libre [Freedom of Love]" My wife with the hair of a wood fire With the thoughts of heat lightning With the…

— Andre Breton

Making a film is a way for me to understand what it's like to be a murderer, to confess, to be a…

— Sydney Pollack

No matter who causes you grief, take your complaints to the meditation room, where your real friend is. In addition to your…

— Mata Amritanandamayi

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

— Franklin P. Adams

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife.

— Jay Leno

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.

— Junaid Jamshed

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

— Oscar Wilde

My wife is Jewish, and therefore, it's my children's birthright to be Jewish.

— Michael J. Fox

Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss…on my Wife's ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer.

— Michael Schiavo

Hey you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, Just remember your mom is my side bitch

— DUB$TEPPER

“If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady.”

— Poppet

God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other.

— Jimmy Evans

My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.

— Bob Brozman

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

— Woody Allen

I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person.

— Meredith Vieira

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

— Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

— Woody Allen

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

— Rodney Dangerfield