Wife Quotes · Page 101

“Fuck, but he loved seeing his wife's grin on his daughter's face”

— Kristen Ashley

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

— Terry Pratchett

Football has allowed me to see the world, and in Paz, I have a wife who is keen to see the world…

— Diego Forlan

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

— Dan Jenkins

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

— June Allyson

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

— Eric Idle

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

— Anonymous

I call my wife and daughter before every show and they say, 'Be funny.'

— Nate Bargatze

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

— Kim Harrison

I have a half-court in my house. If you saw my house, you'd think I was an NBA player. I have no…

— Tony Finau

Everyone has to die. I'm not particularly scared about it. What really frightens me is that if I go before my wife,…

— Ennio Morricone

My wife [Tina Brown] co-founded the Daily Beast, so I have no hostility to the web or Internet. A number of print…

— Harold Evans

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't…

— Jimmy Carter

One of the biggest blessings in my life is that I have a very wonderful family, a lovely wife and two lovely…

— Asghar Farhadi

I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to…

— Derek Kilmer

“Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.”

— Oliver Bowden

I'm never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to…

— George Foreman

Housekeeping is not beautiful; it cheers and raises neither the husband, the wife, nor the child; neither the host nor the guest;it…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

The universities do not teach all things ... so a doctor must seek out old wives, gypsies, sorcerers, wandering tribes, old robbers,…

— Paracelsus

This religion teaches that 6,000 years ago God made the first man out of dust - not even mud - and the…

— Charles Chilton Moore

A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the…

— Dan Jenkins

Now I'm a wife and a mother of two. It's a really different role. I always referred to No Doubt as a…

— Gwen Stefani

The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends…

— Zakir Naik

A wise man should not divulge the formula of a medicine which he has well prepared; an act of charity which he…

— Chanakya

“A man has to do what a man has to do. But he should bring his wife with him.”

— Sylvain Reynard

My wife is a flower of the garden and I am her fence around it.

— Vikrant Parsai

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

I've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife.

— Harold Robbins

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“When you eat your wife, technically, the marriage is over.”

— Anonymous

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

— Benjamin Franklin

It's hard because it doesn't matter what you do, most people still identify me as Undertaker's wife.

— Michelle McCool

First of all, my beautiful wife... she lets me do what I love to do.

— Andrei Arlovski

“Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad.”

— King of Queens

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

— Will Rogers

My wife is a fantastic kisser, but I did research to confirm she's the best.

— David Coulthard

“War is no strife To the dark house and the detested wife.”

— william shakespeare

I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia.

— Rahul Roy

“His wife was disappearing from life like a wet mark drying on a shirt.”

— Paolo Giordano