When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“At present, the successful office-seeker is a good deal like the center of the earth; he weighs nothing himself, but draws everything… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf. — Dave Foley Copy Share Image
Is there nothing I have done which will outlive me, other than the opprobrium of my first wife and sons and grandchildren?… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never… — John Waters Copy Share Image
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But… — Joseph Roux Copy Share Image
It is ironic that it doesn't matter how successful I am in any other capacity. Ultimately, my parents marker is do you… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
Sail forth into the sea of life, O gentle, loving, trusting wife, And safe from all adversity Upon the bosom of that… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them. — Margaret Deland Copy Share Image
A live show is one of the last holdouts of a thing that makes you feel a part of a community, where… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife… — Pete Coors Copy Share Image
A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn’t know enough… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to… — Derek Kilmer Copy Share Image
One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my… — Charles Ives Copy Share Image
On away trips, I'll listen to my iPod sometimes or watch some TV, see what's on of a Friday or Saturday night… — Aaron Ramsey Copy Share Image
