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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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For wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
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One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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