War has taught me that each one of us contains every ingredient of the human recipe. By varying measure we are all… — Eric L. Haney Copy Share Image
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?" Leo shrugged. "Oh, just another brilliant plan… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I… — Carl Froch Copy Share Image
What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country. — Paul Begala Copy Share Image
There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Nothing out of the ordinary ever occurs to me when I'm by myself. But you attract duels, ambushes, immortal enemies, obscure creatures… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
My character on 'I'm In the Band,' Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That's completely on… — Steve Valentine Copy Share Image
Because success is such a weasel word anyway, it's such a horribly American word, and it's such a vamp and, I think… — Daniel Berrigan Copy Share Image
Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed.… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weasels--and stoats--and foxes--and so on. They're all right in a way--I'm very good friends with them--pass the time of day when we… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy!… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image