Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because success is such a weasel word anyway, it's such a horribly American word, and it's such a vamp and, I think… — Daniel Berrigan Copy Share Image
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Weasel words from mollycoddles will never do when the day demands prophetic clarity from greathearts. Manly men must emerge for this hour… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Values and verdicts never bother me half as much as people trying to weasel their way around them, or people compromising their… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
There is such a thing as the poetry of a mistake, and when you say, "Mistakes were made," you deprive an action… — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
I therefore invite you all," Mr Fox went on, 'to stay here with me for ever.' For ever!' they cried. 'My goodness!… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lucky Charms?” I asked. “Magically delicious,” he explained. “Requisite for any sort of building project.” I shook my head, still amazed at… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
For those of you who may be unaware, [Michael] Boskin is the economist/weasel/fraud who helped to officially distort the CPI, making it… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
My character on 'I'm In the Band,' Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That's completely on… — Steve Valentine Copy Share Image
Nothing out of the ordinary ever occurs to me when I'm by myself. But you attract duels, ambushes, immortal enemies, obscure creatures… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
Some men can be very rude. On the other hand, some clients are absolute angels. One john always brought me a gift… — Annie Sprinkle Copy Share Image
We have to call mass surveillance mass surveillance. We can't let governments around the world redefine, and sort of weasel their way… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the cock crows in the morning, the country people will… — Lady Gregory Copy Share Image
My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've been a toad, one time or another. With bats, weasels, worms...I rejoice in the kinship. Even the caterpillar I… — Theodore Roethke Copy Share Image
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I… — Carl Froch Copy Share Image
I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this. I didnt want… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
A typical vice of American politics the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues, and the announcement of radical policies with… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I like 'pencil-necked weasel'. It has 'pencil' in it. Pencils are good things. You can draw or write things with pencils. I… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine. — John Benfield Copy Share Image
Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
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