Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way” — will rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“One thing we got to be thankful for our Soldiers can win wars faster than our Diplomats can talk us into them,” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
