...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the plate, I mean, they're… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
I couldn't have been a waiter at Balthazar. You have to be really professional, know all the wines. I could barely say… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
[On being an actor] .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
“Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people.” — Ian Desabrais Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Room', 'The Birthday Party', and 'The Dumb Waiter' in 1957, I was acting all the time in a repertory… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So,… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I wasn't meant to be a cook. It's a profession I accidentally fell into one summer between college semesters while looking for… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“And then there is the waiter. Not pathetic-decidedly not comic. Never making one of those perfectly insignificant remarks which amaze you so… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“My waiter friend, Laurent, working at the Brasserie Champs du Mars near the Eiffel Tower, one night while serving me Une Grande… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Rhoda comes now, having slipped in while we were not looking. She must have made a tortuous course, taking cover now behind… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need… — Ashley Madekwe Copy Share Image
I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
“The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get… — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's. — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
Pre-'Tokyo Drift,' I was like: 'Am I gonna play Yakuza #1 and Chinese Waiter #2 for the rest of my life? Is… — Sung Kang Copy Share Image
A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“He's a waiter, not a Mafia stooge, so what's he going to do? Black pepper them to death? Compliment them into a… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Robert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter. — Frank Marshall Davis Copy Share Image
Restaurants should be democratic; you shouldn't be made to feel privileged for getting a table or being lectured by the waiter. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
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