Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“A waiter visited to find out if everything was okay. A preposterous question.” — Chris Pavone Copy Share Image
Worship is first and foremost a feasting on all that God is for us in Jesus... [One] in which God is the… — Sam Storms Copy Share Image
I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time… — Andrea Hall Copy Share Image
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the plate, I mean, they're… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel. — Andre Soltner Copy Share Image
...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
A real litmus test for me is how people treat someone who is waiting on them. That's a dealbreaker for me.If I… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.'… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I lived in Greenwich Village, New York, for nine months. At that time, I wanted to change the… — Christian de Portzamparc Copy Share Image
“sometimes life's like a bad waiter and serves you exactly what you don't want. You can cry and scream and order him… — Lorna Landvik Copy Share Image
My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that… — Alfred Molina Copy Share Image
... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The impulse to acquisition, pursuit of gain, of money, of the greatest possible amount of money, has in itself nothing to do… — Max Weber Copy Share Image
Feeling prosperous means paying your utility bills on time and with a smile on your face. Prosperity means not only giving to… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
I have a terrible weakness for collecting snatches of other people's conversations, and occasionally I'm rewarded with unusual fragments of knowledge. My… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what it is exactly, being a server. It’s a job, certainly, but not exclusively. There’s a transparency to it,… — Stephanie Danler Copy Share Image
“My waiter friend, Laurent, working at the Brasserie Champs du Mars near the Eiffel Tower, one night while serving me Une Grande… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Rhoda comes now, having slipped in while we were not looking. She must have made a tortuous course, taking cover now behind… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“And then there is the waiter. Not pathetic-decidedly not comic. Never making one of those perfectly insignificant remarks which amaze you so… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
I had a tough childhood, yes. I was born in rural Bangladesh to parents who had had no education beyond high school.… — Zia Haider Rahman Copy Share Image
“Just then, the waiter arrived, wheeling a wooden cart that carried an elaborate silver tray that was resplendent with assorted tea sandwiches… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant. — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
I couldn't have been a waiter at Balthazar. You have to be really professional, know all the wines. I could barely say… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
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