I wanna try being a waiter at restaurant or work to introduce Korea to other people! — Seungri Copy Share Image
Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more. — Helena Rubinstein Copy Share Image
[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again! — Beatrice Lillie Copy Share Image
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly! — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter?… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
“Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people.” — Ian Desabrais Copy Share Image
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
One of the first speaking roles I had was in a film called 'Svengali', with Peter O'Toole and Elizabeth Ashley. I was… — Tobin Bell Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
The young man called the waiter and paid. Then he got up and said to the girl: 'We're going.' Where to?' The… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I have been in countries where I don't know a word of the language. I tried to practice my French as much… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced. It's one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“A waiter came swiftly along the room, and then stopped dead. His stoppage was as silent as his tread; but all those… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Eating reveals the characteristic grossness of the human race and also the in-built failure of its satisfactions. We arrive eager, we stuff… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“As I followed the chief waiter with my eyes, I could not help thinking that the garden in which he had gradually… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that. — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
One of my many early jobs was a waiter at a hotel called The Grove. It's a luxury hotel. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We shall reduce the Arab population to a community of woodcutters and waiters — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
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