If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get… — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's. — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
Pre-'Tokyo Drift,' I was like: 'Am I gonna play Yakuza #1 and Chinese Waiter #2 for the rest of my life? Is… — Sung Kang Copy Share Image
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
“He's a waiter, not a Mafia stooge, so what's he going to do? Black pepper them to death? Compliment them into a… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced... It’s one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
For the world is broken, sundered, busted down the middle, self ripped from self and man pasted back together as mythical monster,… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The way we treat people we think can't help or hurt us - like housekeepers, waiters, and secretaries - tells more about… — Michael Josephson Copy Share Image
The actors I was most impressed with and who were influencing my taste were all movie actors, so I always wanted to… — Gary Sinise Copy Share Image
Software substitution, whether it's for drivers or waiters or nurses ... it's progressing. ... Technology over time will reduce demand for jobs,… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
“Mr. Cupples came out of his reverie. "I think," he said, "I will have milk and soda-water." "Speak lower!" urged Trent. "The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers,… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I don't trust valets, waiters — nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common… — Gillian Alexy Copy Share Image
“I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to… — Yonem Copy Share Image
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week,… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you… — Chloe Copy Share Image
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and… — Mako Copy Share Image
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Room', 'The Birthday Party', and 'The Dumb Waiter' in 1957, I was acting all the time in a repertory… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I wasn't meant to be a cook. It's a profession I accidentally fell into one summer between college semesters while looking for… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So,… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
