The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“It had been a contest between the vampire and an Uzi. The Uzi had won.” — D.B. Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“She is a vampire, as are we all, and she needs this. Either deal with it, right now, or leave this room.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. “You could have at least licked it.” He smirked darkly. “I hear that… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.” — Robyn Bachar Copy Share Image
“I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me.” — Lee Thompson Copy Share Image
Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none. — Bill Paxton Copy Share Image
Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure and become… — Damon Salvatore Copy Share Image
It's healthy to ditch class now and then." To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I've always thought a good whodunnit needed vampires, monks, and gods. P.G. Holyfield has created an engaging world that both fantasy and… — Mur Lafferty Copy Share Image
Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A vampire is a flexible metaphor. You know, death, sex, change, stagnation, loss of self, loss of agency, having to keep one's… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Women are not in control of their bodies; nature is. Ancient mythology, with its sinister archetypes of vampire and Gorgon, is more… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“He looked at me with such raw need that my heart skipped a beat. He licked his lips and slowly lowered his… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
Theres no such thing as vampire mojo,"said Jace,rather eeirly echoing Clarys earlier comment."And I was following Clary,but then she got into a… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Not stories told by wolf or man to frighten children, of Wolfbane and of werewolves, of grasht and goblins and of silly… — David Clement-Davies Copy Share Image
“The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead people," I whispered. "Yep,"… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“In the hearts of fans everywhere, his protectiveness is where his true appeal lies. Edward feels both pleasure and pain in Bella's… — Laura L. Enright Copy Share Image
Such movies are always a danger...falling in love is something most adults have actually experienced...The theme is universal and encourages...unhealthy comparisons...why can't… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common. "… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Vampires Are Us: Understanding Our Love Affair with the Immortal Dark Side,” is now out! Quote: “Vampires let us play with death… — Margot Adler Copy Share Image
“She’d found him. She’d helped him. She’d saved him. He was hers. And they’d taken him away, ripped him from her arms,… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
“I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Angry that Fate is fucking with me. I have a vampire in love with me. What’s worse, I’m in love with him… — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Well. Miracles never cease.' 'Amen to that.' Which, upon reflection, was a very strange thing to hear a vampire say.” — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
I wanted to only do one season when I came onto 'Vampire Diaries' because I thought there was only so much to… — Joseph Morgan Copy Share Image
molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When people start to think they're figuring out 'The Vampire Diaries,' it switches on you. — Kat Graham Copy Share Image
“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats." Neesa” — C.T. Todd Copy Share Image
Vampires should be pretty much like mean girls, all the time, only amazing at it. Flawless. They've had time. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Rest in peace? Please, God, no. Haunt me, Sofia. You said you'd haunt me.” — Helen Maryles Shankman Copy Share Image
“Only death will take me away from you, vampire girl," he whispered. "And even then, I'll watch over you from wherever I… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“I’ve been trying to take things slowly because I didn’t want to scare you with the intensity of how I feel.” — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“Even Tom Cruise made a better-looking vampire on-screen, which up until this day had been one of my biggest disappointments.” — Ash Krafton Copy Share Image
